5.18
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
5.17
Why do blondes hate to make chocolate chip cookies?
It takes too long to peel the M&Ms.
5.16
What has 4 eyes but no face?
Mississippi
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5.15
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
Joke from www.lotsofjokes.com
5.14
Why did the sheep say "moo"?
It was learning a new language!
Joke from www.lotsofjokes.com
5.11
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
5.10
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to come in, if you'd only open the door.
5.9
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
5.8
Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
She wanted to be a movie star.
5.7
Why did the star go to the bathroom?
It had to twinkle!
5.4
Why did the Amish woman have two husbands?
She liked two Mennonite.
5.3
If a farmer has 100 cows and all but 99 die, how many cows are left?
99
5.2
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.
5.1
There are two city workers. One is digging holes after hole after hole, the other comes in behind him and fills in the holes, every one. One man observes this and goes up to the workers asking, "Why is one of you digging holes and the other filling them in?" The digger tells him, "Oh, there's a third guy who plants the trees, but he's sick today."
4.30
A guy walks into his doctor's office with a cucumber in his nose, a carrot in his ear and a banana under his armpit.
What did the doctor say?
You're not eating properly.
4.27
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
4.26
What's brown and has a head, a tail but no legs?
A penny.
Joke from www.squiglysplayhouse.com
4.25
What's in the middle of Paris
The letter R.
Joke from www.squiglysplayhouse.com
4.24
What is given to you and belongs to you but your friends use it more than you?
Your name!
Joke from www.squiglysplayhouse.com
4.23
What has 3 feet but can't walk?
A yardstick!
4.20
What did the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved!
Joke from www.squiglysplayhouse.com
4.19
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Joke from www.squiglysplayhouse.com
4.18
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
The word TON.
Riddle from www.topfool.com
4.17
Guy goes to the doctor, says, "Doc, some days I wake up thinking I'm Mickey Mouse, and some days I wake up thinking I'm Donald Duck". The doctor says, "How long have you been having these Disney spells?
4.16
There a two in a corner,
1 in a room,
0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter.
What am I?
ANSWER: The letter R
From www.dan.hersam.com
4.13
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?
No thanks, I'm stuffed.
4.12
What is strange about the below paragraph?
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out!
Riddle from www.playriddles.com
ANSWER: the entire paragraph doesn't have one "E"' in it.
4.11
What question can you never answer “yes” to?
Are you asleep?
4.10
Why did the man at the orange juice company lose his job?
He couldn't concentrate.
4.9
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
4.6
Why can't a man living in Hawaii be buried in Alaska?
If he's living he can't be buried
Riddle from www.smartybrains.com
4.5
What building has the most stories?
A library
4.4
Every five minutes, a blonde girl runs out onto her front porch and looks in her mailbox. After a few hours, her neighbor has noticed this and comes over to ask, "Why do you keep checking your mailbox? The blonde says, My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
4.3
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink.
4.2
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.
What is it?
A Bar of Soap.
Joke from www.ruready2party.com
3.30
Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
Because it makes you break out.
3.29
Why are elephants poor?
Because they work for peanuts
3.28
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake?
A jump rope.
3.27
How man chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it takes himi three visits.
3.26
Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
To get better buns.
3.23
Submitted by 13-year-old, Sonny of Marydel, MD
What can be on the right side and the wrong at the time?
A left shoe!
3.22
Where does satisfaction come from?
A satisfactory.
3.21
Why don't traffic lights ever go swimming?
Because they take too long to change!
Joke from www.ducksters.com
3.20
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
Joke from www.ducksters.com
3.19
What goes up and down but does not move?
Stairs
Joke from www.ducksters.com
3.16
What is green and has yellow wheels? Grass..I lied about the wheels!
Joke from www.ducksters.com
3.15
How many animals do I have if all but 3 are dogs, all but 3 are cats, all but 3 are pigs and all but 3 are cows?
1 of each (one dog - one cat - one pig - one cow)
3.14
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
A dozen
3.13
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
Buccaneer.
3.12
A girl brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. He's dirty, greasy, tattooed, curses and generally belligerent. After dinner, her mother says, "Dear, he doesn't seem like a very nice person." The daughter says, "Oh yeah? If he wasn't a nice person, then why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
3.8
Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?
He lost interest.
3.7
How many two cent stamps are in a dozen?
A dozen
3.6
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Only once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
Riddle from www.funnyriddles.com
3.5
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
A stamp
Riddle from www.ruready2party.com
3.2
How can you put a bag or back pack on the floor so no one can walk over it?
Put it in the corner
3.1
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
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2.29
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet stink
2.28
Did you hear what happened at the laundromat last night?
Two clothes pins held up a shirt.
2.27
What fastens two people yet touches only one?
A wedding ring
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2.24
Mary's father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini.
So what is is the 4th child's name?
Mary
Riddle from www.kids.niehs.nih.gov
2.23
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
2.22
How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.
2.21
What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this.
2.20
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
2.17
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?
2.16
What do you get when you play jazz music backwards?
Jazz music.
2.15
What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
I love you with all my art.
2.14
So a woman asks her husband one day..."Why do you wear your specs only when I come in"?
Her husband responds..."The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get a headache".
2.13
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
Joke from wwww.ahajokes.com
2.10
A kid on the street swallows a coin. His mother calls for help, and guy comes over, slaps the kid ont he back, and the coin pops out of his mouth. The mother says, "Thank you, doctor." The man says, Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm with the IRS."
2.9
What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall?
Dam.
2.8
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open-toad.
2.7
How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue.
2.6
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Joke from www.jokes-best.com
2.3
What’s big, red, and looks like a bucket?
A big, red bucket.
Joke from www.jokes-best.com
2.2
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
From TheJokeYard.com
1.31
WHAT DO YOU CALL A HANDSOME INTELLIGENT SENITIVE MAN?
A RUMOR.
Joke from www.jokes-best.com
1.30
An Irishman walks out of a bar.... it COULD happen.
Joke from www.jokes-best.com
1.27
Two flies fly into the kitchen.
Which one is the cowboy?
The one on the range.
1.26
Why do blondes need transparent lunch boxes? So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
1.25
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
No one knows - it's never happened.
1.24
What is significant about the order of these numbers :
2 3 6 7 1 9 4 5 8
They are in reverse alphabetical order.
1.23
A guy goes to the doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "All over", he says. "Point to where it hurts," the doctor says. The guy points to his right knee and yells, "Ow." Then he points to his head and yells, "Ow!" He points to his elbow and yells, "Ow!" The doctor says, "I know what's wrong. You have a broken finger."
1.20
What did one virus say to the other virus?
Stay away, I think I've got penicillin.
1.18
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Joke from www.thejokeyard.com
1.17
Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
Never mind it’s too dirty
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1.16
What has a bottom at its top?
A leg
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1.13
Why do hens lay eggs? If the dropped them, they'd break.
1.12
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe.
Joke from funnyandjokes.com
1.11
If a man is in the forest talking to himself, with no woman around, is he still wrong?
1.10
What drink can’t freeze?
Hot Water.
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1.9
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Asia.
Asia who?
Asia gonna let me in or ain't ya?
1.6
WIFE: Do these jeans make my butt look as big as a house?
HUSBAND: No, our house isn't painted blue.
1.4
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
1.3
A redneck checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, “You’ve given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?” The desk clerk says, “Sir, that’s absurd. Have you looked for the door?” The redneck says, ” Well, there’s one door that leads to the bathroom. There’s a second door that goes into the closet. And there’s a door I haven’t tried, but it has a ‘do not disturb’ sign on it.”
1.2
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A chalkboard
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12.30
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride
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12.29
The maker doesn’t want it.
The buyer doesn’t use it.
And the user doesn’t see it.
What is it?
A coffin.
12.28
Take off my skin — I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
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12.27
Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother, and for your mother to stand behind you at the same time?
Yes...if you stand back to back
Joke from www.funnyjunksite.com
12.26
A reporter is interviewing a 104-year-old woman, He asks, "What's the best thing about being 104?" The woman says, "No peer pressure.".
12.23
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
12.22
What happened to the monter who ate the Christmas tree?
He had to have a tinsel-ectomy.
12.21
When does Xmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
12.20
What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
12.19
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the secondhand store.
12.16
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
12.15
What happened to the monter who ate the Christmas tree?
He had to have a tinsel-ectomy.
12.14
What do you use to fix a broken tomato?
Tomato paste.
12.13
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
12.12
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you don't know why.
12.8
If the early bird gets the worm, what does the second mouse get?
The cheese.
12.7
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Ear of corn
Riddle from www.rinkworks.com
12.6
Why did the man put the rabbit on his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare.
Joke from www.kids.yahoo.com
12.5
If two is a company and four are a crowd what are 4 and 5?
Nine
Joke from www.kids.yahoo.com
12.2
Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
12.1
Guy tells his psychiatrist, "I wanted to kill myself by taking a hundred aspirion." Doctor asks, "What happened?" The guy says, "After the first two, I felt better."
11.30
Two ducks are swimming, one goes, "Quack." The other duck says, "Oh, my god, I was just about to say the same thing!"
11.29
What is full of T - starts with T and ends with T?
A teapot
Joke from www.Kids.yahoo.com
11.28
What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
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11.25
What is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?
When they're not home!
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11.24
What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pocket?
A mute.
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11.23
What goes “gobble, gobble, ha-ha-ha, plop”?
A turkey laughing its head off
Joke from www.chevroncars.com
11.22
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
A liar.
Joke from www.funnyjokes4me.blogspot.com
11.21
A brain walks into a bar, orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, I can't serve you." The brain goes, "Why not?" The bartender says, "You're out of your head."
11.18
Can an elephant jump higher than a lamp post?
OF course. A lamp post can't jump.
11.17
What's the best way to make an egg roll?
Push it.
11.16
How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They don't want to offend the lightbulb by accusing it of not working.
11.15
Why did the farmer name his pig "Ink"?
Because it was always running out of the pen.
11.14
What do you get if you divide the circumfrence of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
11.10
I am pronounced as one letter,
But look and you'll see,
That really I'm written with three.
I'm read from both ends,
The same either way.
What am I?
An eye or ewe
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11.9
A guy's pet parrot starts cursing, so to teach it a lesson, he throws it in the freezer. He hears the parrot squawking and screaming, then it gets quiet. He opens the door, and out walks the parrot, who says, "I'm terribly sorry for cursing. Please accept my apology." The guy says, "Thank you. I forgive you." The parrot says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
11.8
I have no voice and yet I speak to you.
I tell of all things in the world that people do.
I have leaves but I am not a tree.
I have pages but I am not a bride or royalty.
I have a spine and hinges but I am not a man or a door.
I have told you all, I cannot tell you more.
What Am I?
A Book
11.7
A tourist in New York City is heading for his car when he sees a guy breaking into it. He yells, "Hey! That's my car!" The guy says, "OK, you take the radio, I'll take the tires."
11.4
How do you make a lemon drop?
Hold it and then let go.
11.3
A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!
Joke from www.funny-games.biz
11.1
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Joke from www.brownielocks.com
10.31
Why do florescent lights always hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
Joke from www.brownielocks.com
10.28
Joke of the Day
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
Riddle from www.brownielocks.com
10.27
Joke of the Day
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
ANSWER: A snake
Riddle from www.funfunnyriddles.com
10.26
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
10.25
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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10.24
What three letters turn a girl into a woman?
A G E
Riddle from www.brownielocks.com
10-21
Why did the fried chicken cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead.
10-20
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
It kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach..."
10.19
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
10.18
I have an eye but cannot see. I am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs.
Hurricaine
10.17
What did the one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me...something smells.
10.14
Ten years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Steve Jobs. Now, we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Hope.
10.13
What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick
10.12
What did the bra say to the top hat?
"You go on a head. I'll give these two a lift."
10.11
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
10.10
What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?
Charcoal
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10.7
Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a Single person in it...
10.6
How many IRS agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it'll be really screwed.
10.5
A penguin walks into a bar and asks, "Has my father been in here today?" The bartender says, "I don't know. What does he look like?"
10.4
How do you keep a blonde at home?
Build a circular driveway.
10.3
An undertaker goes up to the widow after a funeral and asks, "How old was your husband?" "98. Two years older than me," she replies. "So you're 96," he responds. She says, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"
9.30
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor.
9.29
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two tired.
9.28
Why couldn't the pony talk?
Because he was a little horse.
9.27
The more there is of me...the less you see? What am I? Darkness
9.26
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo
9.23
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
September 22nd
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop."
September 21st
What did the number 0 say to the number 8?
Nice belt.
September 20th
RIDDLE: It's the beginning of eternity - the end of time and space - the beginning of the end and the end of every space.
What is it?
ANSWER: The letter "E"
Riddle from www.braingle.com
September 19th
What did the Earth say to the earthquake?
Sorry...my fault.
September 16th
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left he gave Sarah seven apples.
Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Riddle from www.funnyriddels.net
Septmeber 15th
What english word means burning wood when you take away the first letter of the word?
MEMBER
Take away the M = EMBER
Riddle from www.riddle nut dot com
September 14th
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name.
September 13th
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.
Riddle from www.riddles.com
September 12th
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
September 9th
Why couldn't the quarterback call his wife?
He couldn't find the receiver.
September 8th
Where did the king keep his little armies?
Up his sleevies.
September 7th
Guy goes to a psychiatrist, says, "Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a goat." The doctor says, "How long has this been happening?". The guy says, "Every since I was a kid.".
September 6th
Why do blonde nurses carry a red Magic Marker?
In case they have to draw blood.
Joke from www.funnyjokes4me.blogspot.com
September 5th
What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
They toasted the bride and groom!
September 2nd
How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.
Joke from www.humorsphere.com
September 1st
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked.
August 31st
A guy walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm.
He says, "Beer, please, and one for the road."
August 30th
Two men were playing chess. And the one man said to the other, "Let's make this interesting." So they stopped playing chess.
August 29th
What walks all day on its head?
A nail on a horseshore
Riddle from www.thinks.com
August 26th
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
August 25th
A worker is applying for a job at a Florida lemon grove. The boss asks him, "Do you know how to pick lemons?" The worker says, "I think so. I voted for Obama."
August 24th
So there is a store that sells husbands. It's composed of many floors and the attributes that the men have get better and better as you move to the next floor. BUT there is a catch - once you move to the next floor you can't go back down unless you are exiting the store. So there is no changing your mind.
So a woman enters the store in search for a husband. The sign on the first floor says...'these men have jobs."
She is extremely excited, but decides to press her luck and move on to floor two where the sign reads..."these men have jobs AND love kids."
Very impressed so decides to continue. On floor number three she finds a selection of men that "have jobs, love kids AND are extremely good looking."
Rather than stop there she proceeds to the 4th floor. WOW what a find - the men on the 4th floor..."have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking AND help with the housework.
As tempting as her options are she decides to press her luck and moves on to the fifth floor where she finds another sign that states "the men on the 5th floor have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, don't mind helping with the housework AND have a romantic streak."
Our husband shopper considers stopping there but is torn. There must be something even better on the sixth she decides and she moves on leaving the 5th floor husbands behind.
So what does she discover on the 6th floor? A sign that reads. You are visitor 7,389,528,099. Unfortunately, there are no men on this floor. This floor is filled with women who are simply impossible to please.
NOTE: Sorry...we couldn't resist the twist.
Joke courtesy of www.thejokeyard.com
August 23rd
What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?
Riddle from www.thinks.com
ANSWER: the sun
August 22nd
Can you solve this riddle, I am weightless but you can see me, If you put me in a bucket, i make it lighter, What am i?
www.chacha.com
Answer: a hole
August 19th
What do you call a lizard that sings?
A rap-tile!
Joke from www.yahoo.com
August 18th
Why did the whale cross the road?
to get to the other tide
Joke from www.yahoo.com
August 17th
A boy asks his grandpa..."Grandpa, would you make a noise like a frog?"
His Grandpa says, "Well, sure, but why?"
The boy responds, "Cuz Grandma says when you croak, we're all going to Hawaii."
August 16th
What is black, white and pink all over?
An embarrassed zebra.
August 15th
Why did the donut maker stop making donuts?
He got tired of the hole thing.
August 12th
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and one to give it a surprise twist at the end.
August 11th
A pig walks into a bar, orders 15 beers, drinks them. The bartender says, "Do you want to know where the bathroom is?" The pig replies, "No, I'm just gonna go wee wee wee all the way home."
August 10th
Okay...so today's question is really silly and yes...5 apples would be the right answer, but we're looking for a different one.
Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem!
NOTE: although I hope whoever came up with this question meant an Elementary School math problem. If you are just starting to add apples in high school...I think you have pretty big problems.
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August 9th
There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter.
HINT: It starts with "S" and ends with "G".
ANSWER: At bottom of the page...we wanted to give you a moment to think about it.
This riddle courtesy of www.funfunnyriddles.com
August 8th
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
August 5th
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
They can't fit 8 cups of water in that little envelope.
Joke courtesy of www.reallyfunnyquickjokes.com
August 4th
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler.
August 3rd
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the Dictionary.
August 2nd
What has a neck - but no head - and wears a cap?
A bottle
August 1st
If you have two coins, that add up to six cents, and one of them is not a nickel, what are the two coins?
A penny and a nickel. Only one of the coins couldn't be a nickel.
July 29th
Thanks to listener Angela Bourne for sending th one :)!
Two men walk into a bar... you think one of them would of saw it.
AUGUST 9th ANSWER: STARTLING
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