Dan Patrick Dictionary
| B-12 -- Dan takes it orally and it does not make him a better radio host. | |
| Chuckwagon -- Dan Patrick show regular Charles Barkley. | |
| Dan's mom -- Raised four boys and often calls in to tell Dan to watch his language. | |
| Dan's movie roles -- I Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Longest Yard, Benchwarmers , Waterboy , Baseketball. | |
| Dan's rides -- Now it's a Prius, used to be a Toyota Corolla. In high school it was a 1969 Ford LTD. | |
| Discraceland -- Dan's nickname for Michael Vick's dogfighting house. | |
| "En fuego" -- Dan's former catch phrase that started out as "el fuego." | |
| "Golden Boy" -- Dan's nickname from his college basketball coach at Eastern Kentucky University. | |
| Height and weight bell -- When Dan's former co-host Rod Dibble used to update his increasing weight daily, the show's producers would ring the bell. Callers started getting involved and it has become a show a staple. | |
| "I love Duke" -- Mike Krzyzewski on the Dan Patrick Show. | |
| "I'm going to praise God all the way to the bank" -- Boxer Tommy Morrison on the Dan Patrick show. | |
| K.O. -- Keith Olbermann | |
| "Let me get boogey-loogey with you." -- Michael Irvin preparing to tear into Dan. | |
| Reggie Alouicious Miller -- Reggie Miller's show name. | |
| "Hello loser" -- Bob Costas calling in the day after he beat Dan for the Sports Emmy … again. | |
| Hang-ups -- People who have hung up on Dan on the air: Whitey Herzog, Tonya Harding; People Dan accidentally hung up on: Junior Seau, President Bill Clinton. | |
| "Nice Shoes" -- Ringo Starr after Dan appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman in golf shoes. | |
| "Palaver" -- What NBA Commissioner David Stern called Dan's statements and the name of a blog dedicated to the show. | |
| “Passion Bucket” -- Term coined by Rick Neuheisel on the Dan Patrick that was subsequently used by Kobe Bryant, Bob Costas, Rich Eisen and several others. | |
| Paulie Pabst -- Paul Pabst, Dan Patrick show producer. | |
| Ham sandwich -- Dan's daughter's 2004 Halloween costume. | |
| Man-crush -- See Tom Brady. | |
| Seton -- Patrick O'Connor, Dan Patrick show producer. | |
| Seven Seas -- Un-official show pub. | |
| Starbucks -- Un-official fuel of the Dan Patrick Show. | |
| "The chiropractor" -- Dan's nickname for Jaguars running back Maurice Jones Drew after he "straightened out" Shawne Merriman. | |
| "The Showkiller" -- Former producer of the Dan Patrick Show. | |
| Yoko Romo -- Dan's nickname for Jessica Simpson. |




